Very funny SMS U know

Hi Distracted guys and gals, these sms messages are some of my wonderful collection, some of them may be known to you, but all of them are very funny sms, get going.

Start here:-

A tactful wife is the one who makes sure
she spends so much that
her husband can't afford another woman..!!

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"! ,I Love "u"!
Hey! Don't get excited I also Love V, W, X, Y, Z

Someday u may Lose Ur Hair, Ur Teeth, & ur mind,But 1 thing u can't loose is ur good looks,coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office vali se, baatein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.


A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject.

Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers .....
So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u
" ye le cigrette pee le"

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers, If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation!
Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 achieve ur expectations & enjoy life...!

My friend the best quality i like about you is that you are very sentimental 10% senti and 90% mental!!!

Medicines & Friendship cure problems, Only difference is that FRIENDSHIP don't have an Expiry date....


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